some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
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