I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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