Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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