i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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