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Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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