yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
We are two peas in an std pod
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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