He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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