covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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