Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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