His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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