They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
He kissed a someone with a penis
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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