the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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