butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
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