I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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