i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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