Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
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