No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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