i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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