So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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