I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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