Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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