i think my mom watched the whole time
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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