you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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