It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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