we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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