How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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