Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
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