I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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