is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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