I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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