You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Randomize