I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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