Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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