His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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