Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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