At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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