Fine. I'll sleep in my office
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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