found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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