I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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