just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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