dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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