i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Randomize
