When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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