I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
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