Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
My vagina just clenched in fear
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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