does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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