Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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