I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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