I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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