i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
My bed smells like the plague
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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