just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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